Frasier Quote #593

Quote from Frasier in The Club

Martin: Where you going?
Frasier: Down to the Empire Club. I've come to a moral decision. I'm going to insist that they give Niles my
membership.
Martin: Wow, that's a hell of a gesture.
Frasier: Yes, well, I put myself in Niles' place. After all, he's spent the last fifteen years diligently trying to climb Seattle's social ladder, then I waltz in and within two years I'm known throughout the city. To top it all off, I end up grabbing the prize he's wanted most of all. It just isn't fair.
Martin: You're a good kid, Frasier.
Frasier: Thank you, Dad. I might as well say this while I still can: "If anyone needs me... I'll be at my club."

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 ‘The Club’ Quotes

Quote from Niles

Frasier: I'm Dr. Frasier Crane, and this is my brother, Dr. Niles Crane, the eminent psychiatrist.
Niles: My brother is too kind. He was already eminent when my eminence was merely imminent.

Quote from Martin

Martin: Boy, you and Niles, it's been the same since you were kids. If one of you has something, the other one always has to have it, too. I had to buy two Balinese lutes, two découpage kits, two pairs of lederhosen. When you finally moved out of the house, that was one embarrassing garage sale.

Quote from Niles

Frasier: I don't think the membership committee would look kindly on your being arrested for mooning President
Nixon at the campaign rally.
Niles: I was young and firm and in love with an anarchist.