Niles Quote #357

Quote from Niles in The Club

Frasier: Niles, come along. We don't need this club. Let us leave with the dignity with which we came.
Niles: There's been a misunderstanding. I do want to be one of you. Perhaps you could put me on probation...
I could just come part time. Or perhaps afternoons. Or just one afternoon. Thursday's a slow day. Or you can pick the day. I wouldn't even have to talk to anyone. I could just sit in a chair and not say a word. Please, please, please! Oh, let me stay, I belong here!

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 ‘The Club’ Quotes

Quote from Niles

Frasier: I'm Dr. Frasier Crane, and this is my brother, Dr. Niles Crane, the eminent psychiatrist.
Niles: My brother is too kind. He was already eminent when my eminence was merely imminent.

Quote from Martin

Martin: Boy, you and Niles, it's been the same since you were kids. If one of you has something, the other one always has to have it, too. I had to buy two Balinese lutes, two découpage kits, two pairs of lederhosen. When you finally moved out of the house, that was one embarrassing garage sale.

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Frasier: I don't think the membership committee would look kindly on your being arrested for mooning President
Nixon at the campaign rally.
Niles: I was young and firm and in love with an anarchist.