Frasier: Niles, come along. We don't need this club. Let us leave with the dignity with which we came.
Niles: There's been a misunderstanding. I do want to be one of you. Perhaps you could put me on probation...
I could just come part time. Or perhaps afternoons. Or just one afternoon. Thursday's a slow day. Or you can pick the day. I wouldn't even have to talk to anyone. I could just sit in a chair and not say a word. Please, please, please! Oh, let me stay, I belong here!