Daphne Quote #101
Quote from Daphne in The Botched Language of Cranes
Martin: Don't answer that, Daphne.
Daphne: I can't abide the sound of a ringing phone.
Martin: It's just going to be another crank complaining about Frasier. They've been calling here all day.
Frasier: Oh, no, they've got my home number now?!
Daphne: Yes, but, just because the phone rings doesn't mean we have to answer it. Even though it could be Frederick calling to say he loves you or Grammy Moon calling to say her hip's gone out again. Still, we can't be swayed by a little ringing bell. Just because it's going ring ... ring ... ring. Or in the case of a British telephone; Ring-ring ... ring-ring ... ring-ring ... ring-ring ... ring-ring.
Frasier: Oh, just answer it, for God's sake.
Daphne: Thank you.
Frasier Quotes
‘The Botched Language of Cranes’ Quotes
Quote from Martin
Roz: Frasier, after you left, the station manager stopped by. He's taking a lot of heat from the sponsors and he says if you cannot smooth this over, he may have to suspend you.
Frasier: Suspend me? Well, what's he going to put in my timeslot?
Roz: He'd have to run "The Best Of Crane."
Martin: What will he do on the second day?
Quote from Niles
[There's a violent knock at the door]
Frasier: Is anyone expecting visitors? Well, I suggest we all remain very, very quiet.
[Eddie starts barking]
Niles: I suddenly have this image of angry villagers wielding torches and pitchforks.
Roz: Frasier, open up, it's Roz!
Niles: Oh, dear, it's worse than I thought!
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Another radiant morning! Morning, dad. Do I drive to work today or just hail a passing gondola?!