Frasier Quote #427

Quote from Frasier in The Botched Language of Cranes

Martin: God, I thought the winds had eased up out there!
Frasier: They have.
Daphne: Then what happened to your umbrella?
Frasier: One of my listeners recognized me on the street, he pulled it backwards through a chain link fence. You would not believe the hostility I've encountered. Even at the Café Nervosa, my sanctuary, I thought they were trying out the new cappuccino maker, I turned and saw three tables hissing at me!

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 ‘The Botched Language of Cranes’ Quotes

Quote from Martin

Roz: Frasier, after you left, the station manager stopped by. He's taking a lot of heat from the sponsors and he says if you cannot smooth this over, he may have to suspend you.
Frasier: Suspend me? Well, what's he going to put in my timeslot?
Roz: He'd have to run "The Best Of Crane."
Martin: What will he do on the second day?

Quote from Niles

[There's a violent knock at the door]
Frasier: Is anyone expecting visitors? Well, I suggest we all remain very, very quiet.
[Eddie starts barking]
Niles: I suddenly have this image of angry villagers wielding torches and pitchforks.
Roz: Frasier, open up, it's Roz!
Niles: Oh, dear, it's worse than I thought!

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Another radiant morning! Morning, dad. Do I drive to work today or just hail a passing gondola?!