Frasier Quote #425
Quote from Frasier in The Botched Language of Cranes
Connie: "I don't know how you can say Seattle is a depressing place. I've spent the last forty years in this city working the graveyard shift at a cemetery! And let me tell you something, you fat-headed moron, I am probably the most cheerful person you'll ever meet!" [hangs up]
Frasier: You're certainly the most cheerful I've met today.
Frasier Quotes
‘The Botched Language of Cranes’ Quotes
Quote from Martin
Roz: Frasier, after you left, the station manager stopped by. He's taking a lot of heat from the sponsors and he says if you cannot smooth this over, he may have to suspend you.
Frasier: Suspend me? Well, what's he going to put in my timeslot?
Roz: He'd have to run "The Best Of Crane."
Martin: What will he do on the second day?
Quote from Niles
[There's a violent knock at the door]
Frasier: Is anyone expecting visitors? Well, I suggest we all remain very, very quiet.
[Eddie starts barking]
Niles: I suddenly have this image of angry villagers wielding torches and pitchforks.
Roz: Frasier, open up, it's Roz!
Niles: Oh, dear, it's worse than I thought!
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Another radiant morning! Morning, dad. Do I drive to work today or just hail a passing gondola?!