Martin Quote #183
Quote from Martin in The Botched Language of Cranes
Martin: Let me tell you something: a city's like a woman. You get one mad at you, it doesn't matter if you're completely right and she's completely wrong, you'll apologize anyway, or you'll be paying for it for the rest of your life!
Daphne: I'm not sure I care for that analogy.
Martin: Oh, gee, I'm sorry, Daphne, I was way out of line.
Daphne: All right, you're forgiven.
[As Daphne goes to her bedroom, Martin gives Frasier a gloating "You see?" look]
Frasier Quotes
‘The Botched Language of Cranes’ Quotes
Quote from Martin
Roz: Frasier, after you left, the station manager stopped by. He's taking a lot of heat from the sponsors and he says if you cannot smooth this over, he may have to suspend you.
Frasier: Suspend me? Well, what's he going to put in my timeslot?
Roz: He'd have to run "The Best Of Crane."
Martin: What will he do on the second day?
Quote from Niles
[There's a violent knock at the door]
Frasier: Is anyone expecting visitors? Well, I suggest we all remain very, very quiet.
[Eddie starts barking]
Niles: I suddenly have this image of angry villagers wielding torches and pitchforks.
Roz: Frasier, open up, it's Roz!
Niles: Oh, dear, it's worse than I thought!
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Another radiant morning! Morning, dad. Do I drive to work today or just hail a passing gondola?!