Frasier Quote #389

Quote from Frasier in The Matchmaker

Frasier: Listen, Tom, I'm sorry, but we seem to have gotten our lines crossed here. The truth is I'm entirely straight.
Tom: Hey, if you're not interested just say so.
Frasier: Oh no, it's true, I really am. I just invited you to dinner because you seemed so charming and you were so fond of the British, I thought you might be the perfect man for Daphne.
[Daphne comes out of her bedroom in time to hear:]
Tom: I can't believe this. You really had no idea that I'm gay?
[Daphne stops, unclasps her bra, turns back to her bedroom and throws the bra on the floor]
Frasier: Don't take this wrong, but it never even occurred to me you might be gay.
Tom: Well, it never even occurred to me that you might be straight.
Frasier: Thank you?

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Frasier: Yes, well, I know how bleak these times can be. But believe me, they will come to an end sooner or later. I remember a time back in Boston when I was going through exactly what you're going through now. Just a week later I met a lovely barmaid. Sophisticated, if a bit loquacious. We fell madly in love, we got engaged- Of course, she left me standing at the altar. But the point is, I didn't give up. I took my poor, battered heart and offered it to Lilith- Who put it in her little Cuisinart and hit the purée button! But, I rebounded! And look how far I've come... I'm divorced, lonely, and living with my father.

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Frasier: Niles, I think it's time that you be running along, too.
Niles: Yes, I must be on my way. And, Frasier, I must apologize, I was wrong about Tom. If I had to choose a man for Daphne, he's the one I'd pick.