Frasier: Yes, well, I know how bleak these times can be. But believe me, they will come to an end sooner or later. I remember a time back in Boston when I was going through exactly what you're going through now. Just a week later I met a lovely barmaid. Sophisticated, if a bit loquacious. We fell madly in love, we got engaged- Of course, she left me standing at the altar. But the point is, I didn't give up. I took my poor, battered heart and offered it to Lilith- Who put it in her little Cuisinart and hit the purée button! But, I rebounded! And look how far I've come... I'm divorced, lonely, and living with my father.

Frasier: And this concludes our test of the emergency broadcast system. Had this been a real emergency, your radio would be melting in your hands. We'll be right back after these messages.

Niles: There's something I have to tell you. Dad wanted to but I won the coin toss.
Frasier: Yes, what is it?
Niles: Well, I had a little chat with Tom in the kitchen and he told me he's interested in pursing a romantic relationship. But, the object of his affections is not Daphne.
Frasier: Damn that Roz!
Niles: No, no. It's you.
Frasier: ... Me? That's impossible. Tom's not gay.
Niles: He seems to be under that impression.
Frasier: Well, what on earth could have made him think I was interested in him? All I did was ask him if he was attached, and then we talked about the theatre and men's fashions... Oh, my God! Niles, do you realize what this means?
Niles: Yes, you're dating your boss. You, of all people, should know the pitfalls of an office relationship.
Frasier: Yes, but, you know, he didn't say that- He never mentioned the fact that he-
Niles: I'll call you tomorrow, but not too early, of course.