Niles Quote #226

Quote from Niles in The Matchmaker

Tom: Er, Niles, can I speak with you for a moment?
Niles: Yes.
Tom: I was wondering, did I do anything that offended you?
Niles: No. [angrily throws pots into the sink]
Tom: Oh. It must be all in my head. But I sensed that you had a problem with me dating Frasier.
Niles: Well, if you must know... [long pause] ... I'm sorry, what was the question?
Tom: Do you have some problem with me dating your brother?
Niles: [pleasantly] No.

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Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Yes, well, I know how bleak these times can be. But believe me, they will come to an end sooner or later. I remember a time back in Boston when I was going through exactly what you're going through now. Just a week later I met a lovely barmaid. Sophisticated, if a bit loquacious. We fell madly in love, we got engaged- Of course, she left me standing at the altar. But the point is, I didn't give up. I took my poor, battered heart and offered it to Lilith- Who put it in her little Cuisinart and hit the purée button! But, I rebounded! And look how far I've come... I'm divorced, lonely, and living with my father.

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Quote from Niles

Frasier: Niles, I think it's time that you be running along, too.
Niles: Yes, I must be on my way. And, Frasier, I must apologize, I was wrong about Tom. If I had to choose a man for Daphne, he's the one I'd pick.