Niles Quote #223
Quote from Niles in The Matchmaker
Roz: I'm helping Frasier find a man for Daphne.
Niles: What?
Roz: Here we go. Here we go. He's a tennis instructor, and his name is Brick.
Niles: Dear God, Frasier. Sven, Gunther, Brick? Why not just lather Daphne up with baby oil and hurl her over the wall of a prison yard?
Roz: Excuse me, but I've dated all these guys.
Niles: Well, where do you think I came up with the imagery?
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Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Yes, well, I know how bleak these times can be. But believe me, they will come to an end sooner or later. I remember a time back in Boston when I was going through exactly what you're going through now. Just a week later I met a lovely barmaid. Sophisticated, if a bit loquacious. We fell madly in love, we got engaged- Of course, she left me standing at the altar. But the point is, I didn't give up. I took my poor, battered heart and offered it to Lilith- Who put it in her little Cuisinart and hit the purée button! But, I rebounded! And look how far I've come... I'm divorced, lonely, and living with my father.
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Frasier: And this concludes our test of the emergency broadcast system. Had this been a real emergency, your radio would be melting in your hands. We'll be right back after these messages.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Niles, I think it's time that you be running along, too.
Niles: Yes, I must be on my way. And, Frasier, I must apologize, I was wrong about Tom. If I had to choose a man for Daphne, he's the one I'd pick.