Martin Quote #125
Quote from Martin in Travels with Martin
Martin: You've got to come with us.
Daphne: Why?
Martin: Well, Frasier and I don't have anything to talk about. I always feel more comfortable when there's someone else around, or the TV's blaring.
Daphne: Then why did you suggest it?
Martin: Well, it sounded like a good idea when it came out of my mouth, but the more I think about it- I mean, can you really see me and Frasier together all day and then crawling into our bunks at night, lying head-to-head in the dark bonding? Ooh. I'll pay you. I've got pension money.
Frasier Quotes
‘Travels with Martin’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Niles: I should have known this would happen. I always throw out my back when I try to lift Maris's luggage.
Daphne: Why didn't you hire a skycap?
Niles: Oh, we did for most of it, but Maris won't trust strangers with her makeup case, ever since a ham-handed porter dropped it and broke three vials of rare Swiss lamb placenta. On the upside, the calfskin lining of her case was never more soft and supple.
Quote from Frasier
Daphne: Oh, I need a cup of tea.
Frasier: Tea!? Why don't you just wave a crumpet in the air and start singing, "God save the Queen"?
Quote from Daphne
Martin: Now, listen. On the off chance that the guard asks you a question, can you say anything in an American accent?
Daphne: [in an American accent] Sure.
Martin: Okay, what?
Daphne: You just heard it!
Martin: What?
Daphne: [in an American accent] "Sure." That's it. That's all I can say.