Frasier Quote #218
Quote from Frasier in You Can't Tell a Crook by His Cover
Daphne: You know I was talking about Eddie. He's long overdue for a-
Martin: Hey, don't! Don't say that word.
Daphne: What word?
Martin: B-A-T-H.
[Eddie runs away]
Frasier: When he yawns it may smell like swamp gas, but his spelling's improving.
‘You Can't Tell a Crook by His Cover’ Quotes
Quote from Martin
Frasier: Excuse me, Dad, if I can interrupt that self-righteous policeman mentality for a second, don't you believe in second chances?
Martin: I did, then we had Niles.
Quote from Martin
Frasier: Frank's an interesting study, isn't he? Temper, loner, a bit unsocial. Almost a stereotypical portrait of a man who's spent his entire life behind bars.
Frank: [examining one of Frasier's artworks] This dish a Lalique or a Steuben?
Martin: They had no spots open in the prison laundry. He worked in fine china and glassware.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Actually, it was really rather interesting. You know, one of them actually did time in prison for fraud?
Niles: Good lord! What was he like?
Frasier: Actually, he was quite personable. You know Dad, he's so judgmental.
Niles: He is, and I've often condemned him for it.