Bulldog Quote #15
Quote from Bulldog in Can't Buy Me Love
Frasier: My God! The estrogen levels are off the charts out there.
Bulldog: Yeah, isn't it great? I mean, deep down, chicks are just like guys. We all want the same thing.
Frasier: Well, I've got news for them: Frasier Crane does not put out. All they're getting for their little donation is a well-prepared gourmet meal and a handshake at the door.
Bulldog: Boring! My date gets a stretch limo, moon roof, dinner, floor seats at the Sonics game and these incredible buns of steel. Feel 'em, doc. Come on, feel 'em!
Frasier Quotes
‘Can't Buy Me Love’ Quotes
Quote from Martin
Martin: Well, your date's left, what are you doing still sitting up?
Frasier: Oh, I was just thinking. I was wondering if my sweet little boy's going to turn out to be a monster when he's twelve.
Martin: What the hell brought that up?
Frasier: Oh, it's a long story. Do you really want to hear it?
Martin: Well, it is getting late. Look, all kids are the same. They start out cute, then somewhere along the way they get into that obnoxious, know-it-all stage and you think they'll never grow out of it.
Frasier: But eventually they do?
Martin: I'm still hoping.
Quote from Niles
Niles: She's riding the rails as we speak.
Daphne: If I may ask, why does she take the train instead of flying?
Niles: She's been afraid to fly since her harrowing incident.
Daphne: Oh, dear. Did a plane almost crash?
Niles: No, no, she was bumped from first class. She still wakes up screaming.
Quote from Bulldog
Bulldog: 4 for 17 on Sunday, he calls himself a quarterback? I've passed kidney stones with more accuracy.