Martin Quote #21
Quote from Martin in Dinner at Eight
Martin: How do I look?
Niles: Wow.
Daphne: Dr. Crane took your father shopping to Armani this afternoon.
Niles: You got that at Armani?
Martin: Just like I told you, Frasier. He can't tell the difference.
Frasier: Well, we were on our way to Armani when Dad spotted this in the window of a discount clothing store.
Martin: It's sharkskin. Look at the way it changes color when I move my arm.
Daphne: You're going to be the handsomest gent at your friend's retirement party. Now, come on, let's hang it up before it gets wrinkled.
Martin: Oh, it's supposed to resist wrinkles. They had one in the display window wadded up inside a mayonnaise jar.
Frasier Quotes
‘Dinner at Eight’ Quotes
Quote from Martin
Martin: All right, that's it. I've had enough of you two jackasses. I've spent the whole night listening to you making cracks about the food and the health. Well, I've got news for you. People like this place. I like this place. And when you insult this restaurant, you insult me. You know, I used to think you took after your mother, liking the ballet and all that. But you mother liked a good ball game, too. She'd even have a hot dog once in a while. She may have had fancy taste, but she had too much class to make me or anyone else feel second-rate. If she saw the way you two behaved tonight, she'd be ashamed. I know I am.
Quote from Martin
Frasier: Dad, Niles and I and, uh, Maris would like you to join us for dinner on Saturday night at Le Cigare Volant, one of the hottest new restaurants.
Martin: Oh, gee, I don't know.
Niles: Oh, oh. The food is to die for.
Martin: Niles, your country and your family are to die for. Food is to eat.
Quote from Frasier
Waitress: Can I get you something from the bar?
Frasier: Oh, dear God, yes.
Niles: I'll have a Stoli Gibson on the rocks with three pearl onions.
Frasier: If you bring him two, if you bring him four, he'll send it back.
Waitress: And for you?
Frasier: The same.