Frasier Quote #1674
Quote from Frasier in Frasier's Curse
Frasier: Percy Williams. Oh, wow, good to see you. I suppose you're on your way to the reunion.
Percy: Uh, yes. Yes, I am.
Frasier: I couldn't make it this year myself. A little too much on my plate, things have gotten crazy.
Percy: I see that. I heard you weren't on the radio.
Frasier: You did?
Percy: You know, my wife heads up a charity that helps get homeless people back on their feet.
Frasier: Yes, I know. The Boot Strap Foundation, it's very popular in my circle.
Percy: You should call. They could help you.
Frasier: Me? You thought- Oh, that's very funny. The shopping cart, the dog food. I'm afraid you're suffering from the wrong impression.
Percy: Dog food?
Frasier: Oh, it's not mine. It's my father's.
Percy: Call them, Frasier.
Frasier: No, really, you're mistaken. I'm not homeless. I live in that luxury building right there. Number 1901.
Percy: Frasier, take this.
Frasier: I don't need it. I drive a BMW, I collect African art.
Percy: You always were a proud one.
Frasier: I am not proud.
Percy: Then take it! And for God's sakes, spend it on food.
Frasier: I just threw out a $200 belt!
Frasier Quotes
‘Frasier's Curse’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Just read it. Scott Alexander, what's he been up to?
Daphne: Wife, kids, has his own computer software business.
Frasier: Nancy Kearns.
Daphne: Mother of three, successful physician, has invented a drug that may aid in the treatment of cancer.
Frasier: Ah, a cure for cancer. Won't they be green with envy when I trump them all with this little story of my life: Frasier Crane, unattached, unemployed and living with his father. He spends his days scrubbing his oven and is anxiously awaiting his upcoming tooth cleaning!
Quote from Frasier
Niles: Frasier, are you all right?
Frasier: I was fine before you screamed. What the hell's wrong with you?
Niles: Well, Daphne said you were depressed and here you are with your head in the oven.
Frasier: I was cleaning it, Niles. It's electric. If I was going to end my life I'd choose something quicker than broiling.
Quote from Niles
Daphne: Am I glad you're home.
Martin: What's wrong?
Daphne: It's Dr. Crane. Ever since he came back from his job interview he's seemed awfully depressed. In fact, he's as bad as I've ever seen him.
Niles: Oh, I guess it didn't go well.
Daphne: I gather not. He mumbled something about it being worse than the Dresden premiere of Schumann's Second Symphony.
Niles: And you left him alone?! [running] Frasier!
Daphne: He's in the kitchen.
[finding Frasier with his head in the oven:]
Niles: Oh, my God!