Frasier Quote #1425
Quote from Frasier in Desperately Seeking Closure
Frasier: As I recall, that's what you ordered on our first date. Course, it wasn't food that you were craving that night. You whisked me away back to my place before the crab cakes could even arrive. You know, there's no better way to celebrate an anniversary than with a historical re-enactment. I've got my costume on underneath.
Sam: Actually, I'm really looking forward to those crab cakes.
Frasier: Oh, great. Well, yes, yes, I suppose we should try the food here once. Well, be sure to leave some room, you're bound to find a little Frasier-mint on your pillow when we get home.
Frasier Quotes
‘Desperately Seeking Closure’ Quotes
Quote from Martin
Frasier: Roz, you must have something?
Roz: Well, you are a little full of yourself.
Frasier: Great. Okay, pompous.
Roz: And you do tend to ramble on with the callers.
Frasier: A tad loquacious.
Martin: Pretentious.
Frasier: Dad, I already wrote that down.
Martin: Underline it.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Well, I don't know about love. We've only been seeing each other for a month.
Niles: But you could see yourself falling in love with her?
Frasier: Possibly.
Niles: Some time down the line?
Frasier: Yes, yes, perhaps.
Niles: Well, no wonder you're heartbroken. You've just lost the only woman you could even possibly sometime down the line perhaps fall in love with. I'm surprised the country music people haven't jumped all over this one.
Quote from Niles
Niles: I'll have a double shot, low-fat, no-foam latte.
Waiter #1: Double shot, low-fat, no-foam latte!
Waiter #2: Double shot, non-fat, low-foam latte!
Waiter #3: Double shot, non-fat, low-foam latte!
Niles: Excuse me, I think there was a problem in the chain of command. The middle person reversed part of it. She said, "A Double shot, non-fat, low-foam latte".
Waiter #1: Double shot, non-fat, low-foam latte!
Waiter #2: Double shot, non-fat, low-foam latte!
Waiter #3: Double shot, non-fat, no-foam latte!
Niles: No, no, no. You did it again, that's not what I want.
Waiter #1: Well, you can tell her yourself.
Niles: All right, I'll have a double shot, low-fat, no-foam latte.
Waiter #2: Double shot, low-fat, no-foam latte.
Waiter #3: Double shot, low-fat, no-foam latte. Nutmeg?
Waiter #2: Nutmeg?
Waiter #1: Nutmeg?
Niles: No thanks. It inflames my stomach lining.
Waiter #1: Inflames his stomach lining!
Waiter #2: Inflames his stomach lining!
Waiter #3: Inflames his stomach lining!
Niles: Stop that!