Martin Quote #1080
Quote from Martin in Juvenilia
Martin: Did I get a call from a girl today?
Daphne: You mean Peg?
Martin: Or any girl. Or Peg. Did Peg call?
Daphne: No. It's been a few days, hasn't it?
Martin: I really thought she'd try to spring that relationship stuff on me. Well, I guess I misjudged her.
Daphne: Unless she didn't like her free sample.
Martin: I think we can rule that out. When a lady gets the full Marty Crane treatment, she doesn't forget it.
Daphne: And Peg got the Full Marty?
Martin: I never give anything less. So, yeah, I guess I am a little surprised she hasn't called. I mean, mostly relieved, of course, but... also surprised.
Daphne: Don't feel bad. Maybe you had an off night.
Martin: Anything's possible, I suppose.
Frasier Quotes
‘Juvenilia’ Quotes
Quote from Kenny
Kenny: Just hear me out. Look, I need a favor but before I tell you what it is, I want you to look at this.
Frasier: "KACL Psychographics."
Kenny: We hired a firm to sift through the program data and give us a kind of profile on each show's average listener.
Frasier: All right, let's see. Gil's average listener is a woman, mid-30's, well-educated, hmmm... What about my average listener. Who is she?
Kenny: Well, actually, uh, she's an older gentleman who likes to keep the radio on for company.
Roz: Ouch.
Kenny: Oh, and Roz, it seems a number of listeners think you're a man.
Quote from Niles
Roz: First of all, enough with the earrings. Everything doesn't have to be so fancy. Don't get me wrong. Jewelry is terrific, but sometimes a woman likes to know that you're paying attention. Mix it up a little. Do something crazy. I mean, totally out there.
Niles: Are you talking about scarves?
Quote from Kenny
Kenny: Hey, guys. Uh, Doc, you got a minute? There's someone I want you to meet.
Kirby: Oh, dude, that's Emily Crowther, one of the nimrods from Teen Scene. You're not going to do that show, are you? Those guys go to my old high school. A bunch of losers.
Kenny: For your information, Kirb... Hey, I thought you were at the doctor.
Kirby: I was. Uh, he says everything is fine. He also said I probably shouldn't come in tomorrow until about 11:30.
Kenny: How dumb do you think I am? You will show up first thing tomorrow morning, after your Meals on Wheels delivery.