Frasier Quote #3216

Quote from Frasier in The Doctor is Out

Frasier: You can rationalize your actions all you want to, Kevin, but the truth is, you're just not being honest, are you?
Kevin: "I guess I'm not, but it's not like you're so honest about everything in your life."
Frasier: I beg your pardon?
Kevin: "Well, you've never told your audience you're gay."
Frasier: Excuse me?
Kevin: "I saw you in a gay bar last night."
Frasier: Oh. Oh, I see. [chuckling] Yes, in fact, I did pop into Bad Billy's yesterday. You see, I thought I had seen a gentlemen I wished to speak with go in there, and I'd certainly never been in that bar before.
Kevin: "Then how come you knew the bartender by name? And why were you wearing those tight little shorts?"
Frasier: Well, they- They were not my shorts. You see, I'd been playing squash, and I borrowed them from my... [catches himself] uh, from my friend, who is slim-hipped.
Kevin: "Yeah, kind of like that nervous guy you picked up."
Frasier: Look, I did not pick anybody up. All right, I am going to put an end to this discussion, because there is nothing to discuss. On my way home from the gym, I popped into Bad Billy's looking for a man I was hoping was in the bathroom. I had a quick sherry with my French polisher and then I left. As for how I got into another man's shorts, that is no one's business!

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 ‘The Doctor is Out’ Quotes

Quote from Gil

Gil: Frasier! I am so sorry. I thought that last call was appalling.
Frasier: Thank you, Gil.
Gil: You poor man! How long you must have dreaded this dark, yet inevitable day. I so wish you could have been allowed to come out in a time and manner of your own choosing, instead of being wrenched from your closet, your voice cracking, your cheeks crimson with shame.
Frasier: Gil, I am not gay.
Gil: Oh, Frasier, you can't play coy once you've been caught traipsing around Bad Billy's in shorts that left little to the imagination.
Frasier: They were not my shorts. I simply borrowed them because my own had split when I bent over-
Gil: Oh, please! We don't need to know everything. I just want to say that your KACL family will be here for you as you take your first brave steps on that yellow brick road to pride and self-acceptance and-
Frasier: Oh, shut up, you big queen! [exits]
Gil: I see kitty has claws.

Quote from Niles

Niles: Will you look at this crowd? It's like a Who's Who of the creme de la creme of the upper crust!

Quote from Roz

Roz: I'm so glad you're here, you can meet my new boyfriend. He's the hottest guy I've dated since-
Niles: Frasier!
Roz: Okay, the hottest guy since... [laughing] Frasier.