Frasier: You can rationalize your actions all you want to, Kevin, but the truth is, you're just not being honest, are you?
Kevin: "I guess I'm not, but it's not like you're so honest about everything in your life."
Frasier: I beg your pardon?
Kevin: "Well, you've never told your audience you're gay."
Frasier: Excuse me?
Kevin: "I saw you in a gay bar last night."
Frasier: Oh. Oh, I see. [chuckling] Yes, in fact, I did pop into Bad Billy's yesterday. You see, I thought I had seen a gentlemen I wished to speak with go in there, and I'd certainly never been in that bar before.
Kevin: "Then how come you knew the bartender by name? And why were you wearing those tight little shorts?"
Frasier: Well, they- They were not my shorts. You see, I'd been playing squash, and I borrowed them from my... [catches himself] uh, from my friend, who is slim-hipped.
Kevin: "Yeah, kind of like that nervous guy you picked up."
Frasier: Look, I did not pick anybody up. All right, I am going to put an end to this discussion, because there is nothing to discuss. On my way home from the gym, I popped into Bad Billy's looking for a man I was hoping was in the bathroom. I had a quick sherry with my French polisher and then I left. As for how I got into another man's shorts, that is no one's business!