Bulldog Quote #129
Quote from Bulldog in The Two Hundredth Episode
Frasier: Ladies and gentlemen, it's our station manager, KACL's own Kenny Daly.
Kenny: Listen, Doc, I got a special someone out there who'd like to say "Hello".
Frasier: By all means, let's bring him in, Kenny. Ladies and gentlemen, our special guest has finally arrived. Please welcome...
Bulldog: [barks, uses an air horn]
Frasier: ...Bulldog!
Bulldog: Great to see you, Doc. Hey, Roz.
Frasier: Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's our old friend and former colleague, Bob "Bulldog" Briscoe. Thanks for coming down and helping me celebrate my two thousandth show.
Bulldog: Yeah, yeah congrats. I didn't' think you'd last two weeks. Listen up, sports fans, Bulldog here. I know what you're all thinking, Bulldog's been gone too long. How can you get me back on the air? Okay, listen up. You send your cards and letters of support to Kenny Daly, KACL, PO Box....
Frasier: All right, Bulldog, our special guest has arrived.
Bulldog: PO Box 451, Seattle...
Frasier Quotes
‘The Two Hundredth Episode’ Quotes
Quote from Martin
Daphne: I'm the one who ruined his treasured collection.
Martin: Oh, all his crap is treasured. But look, don't feel bad. I've broken lots of his stuff.
Daphne: I've never heard of you breaking anything.
Martin: That's because I know how to cover my tracks. Take a look at that fertility god statue over there. It used to be a lot more fertile, if you know what I mean.
Daphne: Oh, my God. This is a Tootsie Roll. That's brilliant.
Martin: Aw, that's nothing. Here, check out this vase. Two years ago, Eddie and me were horsing around and I knocked it over. It took me hours to glue it back together again.
Daphne: Why, you can't even tell. I had no idea you were so devious.
Martin: Come on, I'll show you how to make ginger ale look like fifty year-old brandy.
Quote from Roz
Frasier: Welcome back, Seattle. Thank you for joining us for this, our two thousandth show. Hard to believe, isn't it Roz?
Roz: No, that feels just about right.
Quote from Frasier
Martin: Hey, there he is. Did you get your tape back?
Frasier: Actually, no, I didn't.
Daphne: What happened?
Frasier: Daphne, tonight, I saw an example of how an obsession can take over a man's life. I don't want to be that man. Therefore, I chose to leave it and render my collection imperfect. But that's all right. You see, I don't need things to be perfect. [Frasier walks across the room, but suddenly stops in his tracks] Hello? Something's amiss. [gasps] My double-handled amphora! All right, no one leaves!
[Frasier turns around to find Niles, Daphne and Martin have already fled the scene]