Martin Quote #956
Quote from Martin in Hooping Cranes
Niles: Back to the tape. Now, that's about forty-five feet to that basket. You see, I used my whole body. Form is everything. You've already made or missed the shot even before you release the ball. And of course, we all know the rest of the story.
Frasier: Yes, yes! The story is, "Once upon a time, Niles Crane accidentally made a basket, The End!"
Niles: I don't deny there was some luck involved, but as we all know, luck is the residue of design.
Frasier: Oh, please! Somehow managing to hurl a ball forward is hardly design.
Niles: You're just jealous because I have game and you don't.
Frasier: Oh, please! So you think you have game?
Niles: I do, yeah.
Frasier: Oh-
Bartender: [to Martin] Do you think they're gonna fight?
Martin: I got news for you. They are fighting.
Frasier Quotes
‘Hooping Cranes’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Gosh, Niles, you making that basket tonight was truly astonishing. And what's even more unbelievable is that you are now the proud owner of a rugged, ram-tough, all-terrain pickup truck.
Niles: It occurred to me we could use it to go antiquing.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: And to think I was going to offer you these basketball tickets.
Roz: Well, can't use 'em anyway. I have a date with this French guy.
Frasier: So that's it, huh? No Americans left.
Quote from Roz
Frasier: Oh Roz, to what to I owe the pleasure?
Roz: A messenger delivered this for you after you left. It's marked "Personal and Confidential." I thought it might be important. [Frasier holds the envelope up to the light] Oh, I already tried that. Forget it. We could use some brighter bulbs at the office.
Frasier: Yes, well, a brighter bulb wouldn't have admitted it.