Frasier Quote #2455
Quote from Frasier in The Show Must Go Off
Roz: This is Jackson Hedley's father. I found him wandering around out front looking for Jackson.
Frasier: Lovely to see you.
Cecil: Thank God I'm not late. You know, I'm Jackson's lucky charm. Do you know, he's so superstitious, one day I didn't turn up for opening night, and he refused to go on.
Niles: Is that so?
Frasier: Then we must get you to him immediately. You see, you're at the wrong theater.
Cecil: Oh.
Frasier: Yes, yes, Jackson's performing clear across town!
Cecil: But the sign outside says "An Evening With Jackson Hedley!"
Frasier: Yes. I know, you see, there's been a terrible snafu-
Niles: Snafu.
Frasier: -with the marquee letters. You see, they got ours, we got theirs.
Cecil: Oh, what's playing here?
Niles: "Cats."
Cecil: Ah. I love "Cats."
Frasier: Well, who doesn't, but surely you love your son more. [Cecil doesn't look so sure] Luckily, this young lady knows this town inside and out. Roz, please escort Mr. Hedley to the Portland Playhouse A.S.A.P.!
Frasier Quotes
‘The Show Must Go Off’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Niles: This is the autograph Jackson Hedley gave me in junior high school.
Frasier: Oh, Niles. "Dear Coach Pellit, please excuse Niles from gym, for obvious reasons."
Niles: The other side.
Frasier: Ah, yes. "To Niles, my kingdom for more fans like you. Jackson Hedley."
Quote from Frasier
Roz: Frasier, I knew when you bought me lunch there was going to be a catch. How long is this gonna take?
Frasier: Well, it shouldn't take too long, Roz. I can't believe I'm actually scouring a science-fiction convention for "X-Men" comics. I feel like I'm contributing to the decline of my son's intellect.
Roz: Then why are you doing it?
Frasier: Well, because I said no to the eyebrow ring.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Excuse me, um, what's Jackson Hedley doing here?
Dwayne: Signing autographs, and being awesome. They've got the whole cast of "Space Patrol" coming this weekend.
Frasier: You mean Jackson Hedley was on a television show?
Dwayne: What, are you kidding? He's Tobor, the ship's android. Where've you been, man?
Frasier: I don't know. Reading, attending the theater, getting haircuts.