Niles Quote #1605
Quote from Niles in The Show Must Go Off
Niles: If only people could see him the way we did.
Frasier: Niles, how difficult would it be to mount Jackson's one-man show? It's relatively simple.
Niles: That's true. There's minimal scenery, no supporting ca- Wait a minute, are you suggesting-
Frasier: Well, why not? There's certainly no shortage of theaters in this town.
Niles: We could do it on a Monday night when they're all dark anyway.
Frasier: We could revive the man's career. Just think what a gift it would be to return this man to the stage, where he belongs!
Niles: It would be like repaying him for giving us the gift of Shakespeare!
Frasier: Yes, and if the evening goes very well, then who knows? We could be in for a long run, we might even take it on the road.
Niles: Why not a television special, we'd reach a much larger audience.
Frasier: It could become a cottage industry. T-shirts, posters, personal appearances.
Niles: Thank God we've come along to save this man.
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Niles: This is the autograph Jackson Hedley gave me in junior high school.
Frasier: Oh, Niles. "Dear Coach Pellit, please excuse Niles from gym, for obvious reasons."
Niles: The other side.
Frasier: Ah, yes. "To Niles, my kingdom for more fans like you. Jackson Hedley."
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Roz: Frasier, I knew when you bought me lunch there was going to be a catch. How long is this gonna take?
Frasier: Well, it shouldn't take too long, Roz. I can't believe I'm actually scouring a science-fiction convention for "X-Men" comics. I feel like I'm contributing to the decline of my son's intellect.
Roz: Then why are you doing it?
Frasier: Well, because I said no to the eyebrow ring.
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Frasier: Excuse me, um, what's Jackson Hedley doing here?
Dwayne: Signing autographs, and being awesome. They've got the whole cast of "Space Patrol" coming this weekend.
Frasier: You mean Jackson Hedley was on a television show?
Dwayne: What, are you kidding? He's Tobor, the ship's android. Where've you been, man?
Frasier: I don't know. Reading, attending the theater, getting haircuts.