Roz Quote #469
Quote from Roz in Cranes Unplugged
Frasier: Who's up next, Roz?
Roz: We have Cleo from Redmond on line three.
Frasier: Hello, Cleo. I'm listening.
Cleo: "Hi, Dr. Crane. I've been dating three different guys, and I can't choose between them."
Frasier: Is it that you can't choose, or you don't want to choose?
Cleo: "It's just hard. One's really funny, one's adventurous, and one's sensitive. They're all gorgeous too."
Roz: Oh, excuse me, Cleo. This show is for people with real problems!
Frasier: Roz. Um, it sounds to me as if each suitor possesses one quality that you admire. Rather than choose among them, why not try to find one person who fits all your criteria?
Roz: Why don't you call back when you're a working single mother whose choice in dates is between a guy with eight teeth and a guy whose hair is painted on?
Frasier Quotes
‘Cranes Unplugged’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: So, he's been camping before. Instead of this being something special between us, it's just another thing I've missed out on. This trip was a bust from the get-go. We leave at daybreak!
Martin: What's with you and daybreak?
Quote from Martin
Martin: So did you have fun?
Frasier: Oh, yeah. It was a blast. He spent the entire time trying to ditch me. You know, I only get to see Freddie a few times a year. Usually, we make the most of it. Now all he wants to do is play that damn computer game.
Martin: Well, you know, Fras, he's not much different than you were at that age. Except instead of video screens and electronics, you always had your head in books.
Frasier: That's entirely different, Dad-
Martin: No, it isn't. We couldn't get you to do anything. You know, I remember when you read that Walden book. It was on the family camping trip.
Frasier: So? What better time to read about nature?
Martin: Well, that's just it. While you were in the cabin reading about it, we were outside enjoying it. You'd rather read about something than experience it firsthand.
Frasier: You know, my mentor remarked on that very thing.
Quote from Martin
Frasier: You know, I'm just about fed up with your sarcasm. I'm trying to do some father-son bonding here, so will you just butt out?
Martin: You know what? I just thought of something to write in this thing.