Frasier: Who's up next, Roz?
Roz: We have Cleo from Redmond on line three.
Frasier: Hello, Cleo. I'm listening.
Cleo: "Hi, Dr. Crane. I've been dating three different guys, and I can't choose between them."
Frasier: Is it that you can't choose, or you don't want to choose?
Cleo: "It's just hard. One's really funny, one's adventurous, and one's sensitive. They're all gorgeous too."
Roz: Oh, excuse me, Cleo. This show is for people with real problems!
Frasier: Roz. Um, it sounds to me as if each suitor possesses one quality that you admire. Rather than choose among them, why not try to find one person who fits all your criteria?
Roz: Why don't you call back when you're a working single mother whose choice in dates is between a guy with eight teeth and a guy whose hair is painted on?