Frasier Quote #1981
Quote from Frasier in Momma Mia
Frasier: No, I was staring at you.
Mia: You were?
Frasier: Gosh, I know this may seem awfully bold of me. I'm not the sort of man who hits on every woman he sees.
Francesca: Excuse me. Hi, your friend said you wanted to know if I was single. It's okay, you don't have to be embarrassed.
Mia: Yes, he does.
Frasier: There's been a little mistake. You see, I asked my friend to approach this [points to Mia] lovely woman
and she obviously mistook you for the woman I meant. Well, that's certainly understandable, seeing as you're lovely as well. See, it's just that at this moment, well... Many apologies. [to Mia] Gosh, I'm sorry, let me start again. I'm Frasier Crane.
Jessica: Oh, you're Frasier. Hi, I'm Jessica, Roz's friend.
Frasier: Jessica.
Jessica: Roz thought we might hit it off.
Frasier: Indeed we might have, you see, if not for the fact I've just met this woman, to whom I'd be to glad to introduce you, except I don't know what her name is. So, you know, Roz can explain all this. She's sitting over there next to that scowling woman.
Frasier Quotes
‘Momma Mia’ Quotes
Quote from Martin
Martin: God, she looks just like your mother.
Niles: I know, and Frasier doesn't see it.
Martin: You're kidding?
Niles: No, and he has the gall to tell me I'm blind. He's clearly the one dealing with repressed material, not to mention the obvious Oedipal issues.
Martin: Argle gargle, google goo.
Niles: What?
Martin: Now you know how it feels. What are you talking about?
Quote from Niles
Niles: Oh but. Dad, don't forgot to pack some sturdy knee socks. I should get some for myself. You remember the insect situation at the cabin.
Frasier: Good Lord, Niles, not this bug phobia of yours.
Niles: It's not a phobia. The mosquitoes up there are huge. My first summer I was chased off the end of the dock by one the size of a pelican.
Quote from Niles
Mia: I baked some fat-free goodies for your trip. Oh, where's the kitchen?
Frasier: Right this way.
Mia: And there's a ton of muffins if anybody wants one.
Niles: Oh, not for me, I have some problems with allergies.
Mia: Really? Well these are just wheat germ, oat bran and carob.
Niles: Oh, well, throw in a sea scallop, you can phone the paramedics right now.