Quote from Niles in Momma Mia
Mia: I baked some fat-free goodies for your trip. Oh, where's the kitchen? Frasier: Right this way. Mia: And there's a ton of muffins if anybody wants one. Niles: Oh, not for me, I have some problems with allergies. Mia: Really? Well these are just wheat germ, oat bran and carob. Niles: Oh, well, throw in a sea scallop, you can phone the paramedics right now.