Niles Quote #1200
Quote from Niles in Good Samaritan
Frasier: Just bail me out of here, I can't stand another minute in this place.
Niles: All right. [to the desk sergeant] Excuse me, if you could get our bill together, we're ready to settle up here.
Fred: It's five hundred bucks.
Niles: Five hun... Frasier, I don't have that kind of cash on me.
Frasier: Put it on your credit card.
Niles: And have "Bail" appear on my statement? Do you know the kind of junk mail I would get?
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Quote from Niles
Frasier: Would you please call Dad and get him down here?
Niles: All right. [on the phone] Yeah, Dad? Hi, my credit card was declined. Well, we need yours. Yeah. Well, right. Yeah, I'll see you soon.
Frasier: Oh, God, this is intolerable. Now it'll take him twenty minutes to get here.
Niles: No, he's waiting in the car.
Frasier: What? Why didn't he come in?
Niles: Frasier, this was his old precinct. When we pulled up outside, I saw a look on his face I haven't seen since he drove us home from our first and only little league game.