Quote from Niles in Good Samaritan
Frasier: Just bail me out of here, I can't stand another minute in this place. Niles: All right. [to the desk sergeant] Excuse me, if you could get our bill together, we're ready to settle up here. Fred: It's five hundred bucks. Niles: Five hun... Frasier, I don't have that kind of cash on me. Frasier: Put it on your credit card. Niles: And have "Bail" appear on my statement? Do you know the kind of junk mail I would get?