Niles: Yes, Animal Control? A large seal washed up on my property, I need you to come remove it right away. Its condition? It's deceased. And might I add, pretty damn pungent. So if you'll just get- What? Oh, you're not serious. [to Frasier] He says they only handle live seals. [on the phone] What kind of policy is that? If it were alive, I wouldn't need you, I could just scare it away myself.
Frasier: I'd pay to see that.
Niles: Oh, wait, I was mistaken. It's not dead after all, it's sitting up. It looks very disoriented. Come quickly.
Frasier: [grabbing the phone] Give me that. Hello, this is Frasier Crane. You may remember me from my radio show.
Niles: Oh, yes, that should send the Seal Mobile racing over here.
Frasier: And just how do you suggest we dispose of a dead seal? I see. I see. Charming. [ends call] Well, we have two options. We can either bury it or haul it out to sea, in which case they suggest we stab some holes into it.
Niles: Stab holes in it?
Frasier: To make it less buoyant.
Niles: It would certainly make me less buoyant.