Frasier Quote #1558
Frasier: Just drop it. I saw what you did yesterday.
Bulldog: Yeah, I saved your butt.
Frasier: Saved my butt, my ass! You pulled Roz in front of you to protect yourself. Everything else that happened was simply by accident.
Bulldog: That stinks! That is total B.S.! I'm a hero! I'm a brave, brave man! Aw, Jeez, you're not gonna tell, are you?
Frasier: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't.
Bulldog: You like muffins?
Frasier: You know what, I was determined to expose you, but it suddenly occurs to me I don't have to. You'll do it yourself. And you know why? Because a guilty conscience needs no accuser.
Bulldog: That means you won't tell?
Frasier: Once again, I don't have to, because a guilty conscience sleeps in thunder. [Bulldog looks blankly at Frasier] It means I won't tell.
Frasier Quotes
‘Bad Dog’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: What's going on, anyway? My God, I've got an appointment in twenty minutes.
Bulldog: Ah, some weenie made a big stink so they've gotta clean the milk steamer every time they use it.
Frasier: Oh.
Bulldog: Is was you, wasn't it?
Frasier: Well, if requesting basic sanitary procedures makes me a weenie, then a weenie be I.
Quote from Daphne
Frasier: Dad, not bad, either.
Martin: Yeah, thanks. Although I guess any guy looks good in a monkey suit.
Daphne: On the drive over I started musing about why they call it a monkey suit. I had quite a few theories on that one.
Martin: Oh, she sure did. [whispering to Frasier] Can I get a ride home with you?
Quote from Martin
Frasier: Oh, I've been driving around, thinking. I can't seem to get this Bulldog thing off my mind.
Martin: Well, don't worry about it. We all get obsessed sometimes. The important thing is to drop it before you start yakking on and on to someone who doesn't give a rat's ass.
Frasier: Is that your roundabout way of saying you don't want to discuss it?
Martin: You wanna take the direct route?