Frasier: Just drop it. I saw what you did yesterday.
Bulldog: Yeah, I saved your butt.
Frasier: Saved my butt, my ass! You pulled Roz in front of you to protect yourself. Everything else that happened was simply by accident.
Bulldog: That stinks! That is total B.S.! I'm a hero! I'm a brave, brave man! Aw, Jeez, you're not gonna tell, are you?
Frasier: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't.
Bulldog: You like muffins?
Frasier: You know what, I was determined to expose you, but it suddenly occurs to me I don't have to. You'll do it yourself. And you know why? Because a guilty conscience needs no accuser.
Bulldog: That means you won't tell?
Frasier: Once again, I don't have to, because a guilty conscience sleeps in thunder. [Bulldog looks blankly at Frasier] It means I won't tell.