Roz Quote #276
Quote from Roz in The Ski Lodge
Roz: Oh, my God. It's that free ski weekend.
Frasier: Oh, Roz.
Roz: Listen to this: "Dear winner, you will enjoy a one-weekend rental of a deluxe private ski lodge on Mt. Baker, complete with lessons from a former Olympic champ".
Frasier: That is a grand prize indeed. I must admit, I'm just a bit envious. Well, listen, I hope you have a wonderful weekend.
Roz: Well, thank you, Frasier.
Frasier: It just seems a pity you won't be able to take advantage of those ski lessons.
Roz: Well, there'll be other stuff to do.
Frasier: Oh, tons, tons. Just because you can't ski or for that matter hike, sled, or snowboard, doesn't mean you can't still curl up in by a roaring fire with a nice warm snifter of- Oh, sorry.
Roz: Well, the scenery will be nice.
Frasier: Breathtaking. I just hope you can endure the four-hour drive up there, and you so carsick these days.
Roz: OK, Frasier, I know what you're hinting at. This is the first thing I have ever won in my entire life, and it means something to me. So I'm not going to sell it, or give it away, or trade it for a...
Frasier: Big-screen TV?
Roz: Key's in the envelope.
Frasier: Thank you.
Frasier Quotes
‘The Ski Lodge’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Niles: I suggest we all forget this ever happened, and just go to bed.
Frasier: Oh, wait, wait, wait. Wait, everybody. Let me see if I can get this straight. All the lust coursing through this lodge tonight, all the hormones virtually ricocheting off the walls, and no one... was chasing me? [sighs] See you at breakfast.
Quote from Martin
Daphne: What do you need that so loud for? I swear you've gone deaf as a post.
Martin: It's just a cold stopping up my ears, I'll be fine.
[Daphne answers the door to Niles, who is on his phone]
Niles: [on the phone] Dear God, man, whose lawyer are you, anyway? No, I will not calm down! They call that a settlement? You call them and turn it down. I said, turn it down, you ninny!
Martin: Geez, you could at least ask nicely.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Oh well, good show today, Roz. I particularly thought that-
Roz: Oh my God, there's that Connie from Promotions. Every time she sees me, she hits me up for another charity.
Frasier: You know, Roz, maybe it's time you set some limits. Good lord, how hard can it be to say "no" just once? Oh well, look who I'm talking to.