Frasier Quote #950
Quote from Frasier in Crane vs. Crane
Frasier: Now, look, Niles. Before you start gloating, let me just say this. You were right, I was wrong.
Niles: Big deal. The world never got a chance to hear me be right. I suppose by now it's obvious that what you were saying all along was true. I do envy your fame. Well, perhaps this public humiliation will cure me of my damned competitiveness.
Frasier: Oh, don't worry about it. I humiliated myself far more than you did today.
Niles: Obviously, you didn't see the way I was whoring after that TV camera.
Frasier: You didn't see how I was tap dancing up there like an organ grinder's monkey.
Niles: Yes, well, I might as well have been tarred and feathered.
Frasier: I might as well have been pilloried in the town square.
Niles: I might as well have been stripped naked and forced to march-
Frasier: Oh, stop it, Niles! We're doing it again!
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‘Crane vs. Crane’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Niles: Evening, Daphne.
Daphne: Oh, Dr. Crane, don't say anything about last night's boxing match. Your dad hasn't seen it yet.
Niles: Oh, I didn't even know it was boxing season.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Hello, Niles. You know, it's not to late to ask them to put a big blue ball in front of your face during the broadcast. Perhaps spare you some shred of your reputation.
Niles: I'd laugh in your face but I'm saving my voice.
Quote from Frasier
Martin: You're gonna help sell that poor old guy down the river?
Niles: Not at all. Mr. Safford is unbalanced. His son is worried sick about him.
Martin: Oh, his son's worried he's not gonna get his hands on his father's fortune. Boy, the minute a man starts getting up there his kids start making plans to divvy up his stuff.
Frasier: Dad, you'll be pleased to know that Niles and I have decided to give all your things to charity. We're donating your clothes to the blind.