Frasier: Now, look, Niles. Before you start gloating, let me just say this. You were right, I was wrong.
Niles: Big deal. The world never got a chance to hear me be right. I suppose by now it's obvious that what you were saying all along was true. I do envy your fame. Well, perhaps this public humiliation will cure me of my damned competitiveness.
Frasier: Oh, don't worry about it. I humiliated myself far more than you did today.
Niles: Obviously, you didn't see the way I was whoring after that TV camera.
Frasier: You didn't see how I was tap dancing up there like an organ grinder's monkey.
Niles: Yes, well, I might as well have been tarred and feathered.
Frasier: I might as well have been pilloried in the town square.
Niles: I might as well have been stripped naked and forced to march-
Frasier: Oh, stop it, Niles! We're doing it again!