Frasier Quote #781
Quote from Frasier in The Last Time I Saw Maris
Vinnie: "Anyway, Doc, I got this thing. It's, uh, got to do with women."
Frasier: Well, I sense you're having trouble finding Miss Right.
Vinnie: "What, are you nuts? I meet Miss Right most every night! Eager young college girls, tough career women hungry for a little R-and-R, if you know what I'm saying."
Frasier: Well, you're leaving precious little room for misinterpretation. But I sense, despite these frequent dalliances, that you're still not truly happy.
Vinnie: "Well, sure I am. It's just that I lost a pinky ring in one of their houses. Star sapphire, beautiful thing. I figured if I went public with it on your show, I had a pretty good chance of getting it back."
Frasier: Well, Vinnie, it's obvious you know nothing about this show, or how to treat women. But even more appalling, you know even less about jewelry! A pinkie no more needs a ring than a neck needs a gold medallion!
Vinnie: "Just shoot me, why don't you?"
Frasier: I'd be delighted.
Frasier Quotes
‘The Last Time I Saw Maris’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Martin: Mike ran a check on Maris's credit cards, there's been a whole bunch of charges in New York.
Niles: Oh, God. She's been kidnapped. Someone's using her credit cards.
Martin: [on the phone] Yeah, O.K., slow down. Armani... Valentino... Cartier... Tiffany...
Niles: Any restaurants?
Martin: Any restaurants? [to Niles] Not a one.
Niles: She's alive!
Quote from Frasier
Daphne: Oh look, your brother left us a note.
Frasier: "Dear Dad, Frasier, & Daphne. When you wake up this morning I'll be gone. Thank you for all your help,
but I don't want to be a burden any longer."
Daphne: You don't think... No, I'm sure this is all completely harmless.
Martin: Yeah, my gun's still locked up. And the door to the balcony's closed...
Frasier: And we all know that Daphne's Shepherd's Pie is still in the refrigerator.
Quote from Martin
Martin: [on the phone, describing Maris] Uh, thin. Make that very thin. Caucasian. Very Caucasian.