Frasier Quote #634
Quote from Frasier in An Affair to Forget
Roz: What is going on?
Frasier: What makes you think there's something going on?
Roz: Well, when the person giving advice sounds crazier than the person calling in, I think there's something going on.
Frasier: Nothing's going on.
Roz: Wait a minute. You know who the liver dumpling is, don't you?
Frasier: All right, yes! But it's nobody you know. Her husband's a good friend of mine. Oh, how can I tell him, he'll be crushed.
Roz: Well, you don't tell the person being cheated on, you confront the person doing the cheating. Didn't they teach you anything at Harvard?
Frasier: I-I can't do that!
Roz: It's easy, Frasier. You just tell her you know she's been mattress-surfing with some other guy, and if she doesn't knock it off, you'll tell her husband.
Frasier: It's just- It's not that easy. You don't know this woman! She doesn't deal with confrontation very well. I once questioned the political correctness of her serving veal. An hour later, we found her locked in the garage with the engine running on her golf cart!
Roz: Whoa, it's Maris.
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Quote from Frasier
Roz: See, there's this great woman who lives in my building. She's beautiful, and funny-
Frasier: Just stop right there, Roz. I do not go out on blind dates. They're demeaning and a hideous waste of time. No, thank you. No.
Roz: It's not for you, it's for your father.
Frasier: Oh! What time should he pick her up?
Roz: Wait a minute. Blind dates are okay for your father, but not for you?
Frasier: Yes. That also goes for games with balls, domestic beer, and giant trucks that roll over smaller ones.
Quote from Martin
Frasier: Dad! Dad! I have to talk to you about Niles. I got a call on the show today from a German woman whose husband is a fencing instructor that she suspects is having an affair with his wealthy new client.
Martin: And?
Frasier: Don't you find that the least bit incriminating?
Martin: No, I find it a coincidence. Seattle's a big city, I'm sure there's a bunch of German fencing instructors, each one with dozens of students.
Frasier: Yes, but are they wealthy students?
Martin: No. They're inner-city kids trying to work their way out of the ghetto with nothing but a foil and a dream.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Apparently she worked for a German family that turned up in Guatemala... [deep voice] just after the war.