Roz: What is going on?
Frasier: What makes you think there's something going on?
Roz: Well, when the person giving advice sounds crazier than the person calling in, I think there's something going on.
Frasier: Nothing's going on.
Roz: Wait a minute. You know who the liver dumpling is, don't you?
Frasier: All right, yes! But it's nobody you know. Her husband's a good friend of mine. Oh, how can I tell him, he'll be crushed.
Roz: Well, you don't tell the person being cheated on, you confront the person doing the cheating. Didn't they teach you anything at Harvard?
Frasier: I-I can't do that!
Roz: It's easy, Frasier. You just tell her you know she's been mattress-surfing with some other guy, and if she doesn't knock it off, you'll tell her husband.
Frasier: It's just- It's not that easy. You don't know this woman! She doesn't deal with confrontation very well. I once questioned the political correctness of her serving veal. An hour later, we found her locked in the garage with the engine running on her golf cart!
Roz: Whoa, it's Maris.