Frasier Quote #633
Quote from Frasier in An Affair to Forget
Frasier: Hello, we're back. Gretchen, I have considered your problem, and I believe that what you must do is confront your husband, and insist that he end this affair.
Gretchen: "But what if he won't?"
Frasier: But he has to. Innocent people are being hurt. Remind him of how much he means to you, of all your years together. Are there children?
Gretchen: "No."
Frasier: Damn! Still, still, it must be a clean break. He must never, ever see this woman again, not even accidentally!
Gretchen: "We never had these problems back home."
Frasier: Well, maybe that's where you should return, to the loving bosom of Bavaria.
Gretchen: "How did you know we were from Bavaria?"
Frasier: Well, you see, I'm a master of dialects. I noticed there was a glottal quality to the occlusion of your diphthongs.
Gretchen: "But I'm originally from Austria."
Frasier: Look, do you want to split hairs, or do you want your husband back? Uh, Gretchen, I'm afraid it's time for another commercial.
Roz: Another commercial?
Frasier: Yes, Roz, another commercial!
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Quote from Frasier
Roz: See, there's this great woman who lives in my building. She's beautiful, and funny-
Frasier: Just stop right there, Roz. I do not go out on blind dates. They're demeaning and a hideous waste of time. No, thank you. No.
Roz: It's not for you, it's for your father.
Frasier: Oh! What time should he pick her up?
Roz: Wait a minute. Blind dates are okay for your father, but not for you?
Frasier: Yes. That also goes for games with balls, domestic beer, and giant trucks that roll over smaller ones.
Quote from Martin
Frasier: Dad! Dad! I have to talk to you about Niles. I got a call on the show today from a German woman whose husband is a fencing instructor that she suspects is having an affair with his wealthy new client.
Martin: And?
Frasier: Don't you find that the least bit incriminating?
Martin: No, I find it a coincidence. Seattle's a big city, I'm sure there's a bunch of German fencing instructors, each one with dozens of students.
Frasier: Yes, but are they wealthy students?
Martin: No. They're inner-city kids trying to work their way out of the ghetto with nothing but a foil and a dream.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Apparently she worked for a German family that turned up in Guatemala... [deep voice] just after the war.