Frasier: Hello, we're back. Gretchen, I have considered your problem, and I believe that what you must do is confront your husband, and insist that he end this affair.
Gretchen: "But what if he won't?"
Frasier: But he has to. Innocent people are being hurt. Remind him of how much he means to you, of all your years together. Are there children?
Gretchen: "No."
Frasier: Damn! Still, still, it must be a clean break. He must never, ever see this woman again, not even accidentally!
Gretchen: "We never had these problems back home."
Frasier: Well, maybe that's where you should return, to the loving bosom of Bavaria.
Gretchen: "How did you know we were from Bavaria?"
Frasier: Well, you see, I'm a master of dialects. I noticed there was a glottal quality to the occlusion of your diphthongs.
Gretchen: "But I'm originally from Austria."
Frasier: Look, do you want to split hairs, or do you want your husband back? Uh, Gretchen, I'm afraid it's time for another commercial.
Roz: Another commercial?
Frasier: Yes, Roz, another commercial!