Frasier Quote #542
Quote from Frasier in Fool Me Once, Shame on You. Fool Me Twice...
Frasier: Excuse me. Have you seen a man in here wearing an impeccably tailored Italian suit?
Heather: Just you.
Frasier: Oh. Well, thank you. Giorgio Armani.
Heather: Nice to meet you, Giorgio. My name's Heather.
Frasier: Yes, uh, Frasier Crane, it's a pleasure. [gesturing to a seat next to her] Do you mind?
Heather: Wait a minute. Dr. Frasier Crane from the radio?
Frasier: Yes.
Heather: Well, I've heard your show. You're great.
Frasier: Oh, thank you.
Heather: This is exciting! Hey, didn't you say on your show the other day that someone had impersonated you at the dry cleaners?
Frasier: Yes, someone did.
Heather: But, how do I know that you're not the impersonator?
Frasier: Oh, good heavens, if you're looking for identification, I... [reaches for his wallet] Uh-oh.
Heather: I thought so. [gets up to leave]
Frasier: Yes, but, he stole my wallet the other day.
Heather: Who did?
Frasier: Frasier did. The bad Frasier.
Heather: You're pretty sick, you know that? Maybe you ought to just get a life!
‘Fool Me Once, Shame on You. Fool Me Twice...’ Quotes
Quote from Daphne
Daphne: This whole thing reminds me of when I first moved to London. I was very mistrusting of people back then. I was convinced the way to stay out of harm's way was to walk straight with me eyes cast down, never meeting anyone's glance. But finally, I decided that was no way to live. So one day, I just lifted up me chin and took it all in. Well, the change was amazing. There were sights I'd never seen, sounds I'd never heard. A tiny old man came up to me with a note in his hand. He needed help. I realized this was no city full of thieves and muggers. There were people here who needed me. I took his note, read it, and to this day, I can remember just what I said to that man. "That's not how you spell fellatio."
Quote from Roz
Niles: So, that's a nice jacket.
Roz: Thank you.
Niles: Offbeat.
Roz: And what is that supposed to mean, "offbeat"?
Niles: Well...
Roz: No, wait, I think I know exactly what it means. Offbeat as in cheap. Well, excuse me for not being rich enough to shop at the International House of Tight-Ass like you and Maris the heiress! That is what you meant, right?
Niles: Yes, but I had no idea you'd pick up on it.
Roz: Then you were insulting me.
Niles: Yes, but you got in a couple of good shots yourself.
Roz: I did, didn't I? I'm so glad we did this.
[Frasier returning to see Niles and Roz shake hands]
Frasier: You know, sometimes I am such a good therapist, I scare myself.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: So, Roz, you gonna join us?
Roz: No, I think I'll just go sit over here.
Niles: Roz? Are you trying to avoid me?
Roz: Well, can you blame me? I mean, it took you nearly a year just to learn my name and every time we sit together, you have some kind of snide remark to make.
Niles: Name one.
Roz: Well, last week you told me my bedroom was easier to get into than a community college.
Niles: I was hoping that would be the one you'd name.