Frasier: Thank you, Father Mike. Thank you very much. I can't tell you what a honor it is to be here this evening. I expected the Bishop to introduce me but I'm sure he'll drift in eventually. [audience gasps] You know, it's a real comfort to see so many priests out there in the audience. These days I don't dare speak in public without someone standing by who can perform the last rites. Whoa! Very religious crowd, I see. I can tell because of the vow of silence! I hope you've got some holy water standing by there, Father, I'm dying here. And speaking of water. That reminds me of a little story. A Rabbi, a Minister and a Priest, are all sitting at the bar on the Titanic...
Sister Joselia: Dr. Crane, the Bishop!
Frasier: Oh, well, I heard the story with a priest, but what the heck, a bishop's even funnier. Thank you, Sister. Okay, then, a Rabbi, a Minister and a Bishop are all sitting at the bar when the Purser rushes in to give them the horrible news.
Roz: Frasier, the Bishop is lost at sea!
Frasier: Hey, look, are you telling this story or am I?!
Roz: But Frasier-
Frasier: Come on, lady, I work alone.