Martin Quote #1394
Quote from Martin in Here's Looking at You
Aunt Patrice: D'goo y'goo sp'geak g-sp'geak?
Niles: Oh Lord, I was afraid of this.
Martin: What?
Aunt Patrice: [slower] D'goo y'goo sp'geak g-sp'geak?
Martin: Niles, I think she's having a stroke or something.
Niles: No, no Dad. It's just G-speak.
Martin: Come again?
Niles: It's something Maris and Aunt Patrice love to try out at parties.
Aunt Patrice: Yes, you see, you just put a "g" in every syllable. So you would be, "M'garg-tin Cr'gane." Just say it with me, come on... M'garg-tin-
Niles: I don't think Dad's interested.
Aunt Patrice: Oh, b'ge ag sp'gort, Gniles.
Frasier: What did she say?
Niles: She said, "Be a sport, Niles."
Aunt Patrice: B'ge, agus, gesport, geda!
Frasier: Dad, do you still have your billy club?
Martin: It's in my top drawer.
Frasier Quotes
‘Here's Looking at You’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Hello, Doug, this is Dr Frasier Crane. I'm listening.
Doug: "Yeah, it's about my mother. She's getting on now and she doesn't have much of a life. I mean, she doesn't want to do anything or go anywhere. I mean, she literally hangs around the house all day. I mean, it is very frustrating."
Frasier: Doug, I'm sorry. Can we just go back for a second? You said your mother "literally" hangs around the house. I suppose it's a pet peeve of mine, but what you mean to say is she figuratively hangs around the house. To literally hang around the house you'd have to be a bat or a spider monkey. Now back to your problem.
Doug: "Do you mind if we stop while I tell you my pet peeve?"
Frasier: Oh, not at all.
Doug: "I hate it when intellectual pinheads with superiority complexes who nitpick your grammar when you come to them for help. That's what I've got a problem with."
Frasier: I think what he means is, "That is a thing with which he has a problem."
Quote from Frasier
Martin: Didn't you ever met a woman and then decide she's not the one?
Frasier: Yes. Five years after I married her.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: You see, the thing is, it was just one phone call. I mean, how can anyone make a sound judgment about someone from one phone call?
Niles: Remind me again what it is you do for a living.