Daphne Quote #19
Quote from Daphne in I Hate Frasier Crane
Daphne: Having a look at that old murder case again?
Martin: Yeah, I dug out the old crime scene photos.
Daphne: Well, don't be a greedy guts. Let's have a look. Her name was Helen.
Martin: Yeah, it was. Ah, you must have seen that on some of my papers.
Daphne: No, I just got this feeling when I touched the picture.
Martin: You're putting me on.
Daphne: She had a lot of men in her life.
Martin: No kidding. She was a hooker.
Daphne: No, I mean she had four brothers.
Martin: That's amazing. She did have four brothers. What else are you getting? Well, come on, tell me more.
Daphne: I can't just turn it on and off like a faucet.
Martin: Give it a try, will you, please. What else are you getting?
Daphne: Nothing- No, wait. I see a man.
Martin: Yeah?
Daphne: A well-dressed man. He's wearing wing tips and a trench coat.
Martin: Yeah, yeah.
Daphne: He's getting off an elevator. He's walking down a long hallway. She doesn't know he's coming. He's opening the door.
Frasier: [opens the door] Hello, everyone.
Daphne: Sometimes I get me signals crossed.
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Niles: Have you seen today's Times?
Frasier: No.
Niles: Lucky for you, I saved you this copy. Take a look at Derek Mann's column.
Frasier: You know, this is the second time in as many days you've given me a paper. Have you ever considered getting yourself a route?
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Well, we've only got a few minutes left. So I would like to end today's program on a personal note. As some of you may know, yesterday, I was mentioned in Derek Mann's "Mann about Town" column. He said, and I quote, "I hate Frasier Crane." "I HATE Frasier Crane." What trenchant criticism. Move aside, Voltaire. Step back into the shadows, HL Mencken, there's a new kid in town. One can only wonder how many hours Derek Mann sat in the glow of his computer screen before his trembling fingers sprang to life and pecked out this chef d'oeuvre, "I hate Frasier Crane." A lesser critic would have wasted our time by presenting a well-thought out, point-by-point, constructive critique of this show. But, no, not our Mr. Mann. So, dear listeners, when Mr. Mann's column arrives on your doorstep, read it, enjoy it, and above all, treasure it. For, one day this man will join the pantheon of the immortals. And, if we're lucky, it'll be one day soon. I'm Dr. Frasier Crane.
Quote from Niles
Niles: Hello. I don't believe we've met.
Roz: Yes, we have, Niles. Three or four times. Roz Doyle.
Niles: Oh, of course. It was at the, uh- It was during the, uh- Oh, well, I'm far too successful to feel awkward. Where did we meet?
Roz: The radio station.
Niles: I'll take your word for it. Nice to see you again.