Frasier Quote #51
Quote from Frasier in I Hate Frasier Crane
Frasier: Well, we've only got a few minutes left. So I would like to end today's program on a personal note. As some of you may know, yesterday, I was mentioned in Derek Mann's "Mann about Town" column. He said, and I quote, "I hate Frasier Crane." "I HATE Frasier Crane." What trenchant criticism. Move aside, Voltaire. Step back into the shadows, HL Mencken, there's a new kid in town. One can only wonder how many hours Derek Mann sat in the glow of his computer screen before his trembling fingers sprang to life and pecked out this chef d'oeuvre, "I hate Frasier Crane." A lesser critic would have wasted our time by presenting a well-thought out, point-by-point, constructive critique of this show. But, no, not our Mr. Mann. So, dear listeners, when Mr. Mann's column arrives on your doorstep, read it, enjoy it, and above all, treasure it. For, one day this man will join the pantheon of the immortals. And, if we're lucky, it'll be one day soon. I'm Dr. Frasier Crane.
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‘I Hate Frasier Crane’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Niles: Have you seen today's Times?
Frasier: No.
Niles: Lucky for you, I saved you this copy. Take a look at Derek Mann's column.
Frasier: You know, this is the second time in as many days you've given me a paper. Have you ever considered getting yourself a route?
Quote from Niles
Niles: Apparently, Mr. Mann heard your program yesterday.
Frasier: So I see. "Yesterday afternoon, Dr. Frasier Crane got on my case 'for not giving a point-by-point criticism of his radio show.' Well, he asked for it, so here goes."
Roz: Oh, my God. His entire column is about your show.
Niles: Not very flattering, either. Towards the end, he even attacks your "dim-witted sidekick call screener".
Roz: That's me!
Niles: Oh, now I remember you.
Quote from Niles
Niles: Hello. I don't believe we've met.
Roz: Yes, we have, Niles. Three or four times. Roz Doyle.
Niles: Oh, of course. It was at the, uh- It was during the, uh- Oh, well, I'm far too successful to feel awkward. Where did we meet?
Roz: The radio station.
Niles: I'll take your word for it. Nice to see you again.