‘Frasier Loves Roz’
Season 3, Episode 22 - Aired May 7, 1996
Frasier is conflicted when Niles confides in him about a womanising patient, who just happens to be Roz's new boyfriend. As Frasier tries to warn Roz while keeping Niles' confidence, she gets the idea that Frasier is in love with her.
Quote from Niles
Martin: I'm not doing it, it's morbid.
Niles: It's not morbid. And besides, if you don't do it, the only footage we'll have of you in the family archives is you
pretending your stomach was a face that summer at the lake.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Please, Niles! Think of Roz!
Niles: I'm thinking of my license.
Frasier: Well, think of what Freud said. "We are never so helplessly unhappy as when we lose love."
Niles: Oh, all right. But that was dirty pool, using a Freud quotation.
Frasier: I'm sorry.
Niles: It's the Crane boys' kryptonite.
Frasier: I know.
Quote from Roz
Roz: Don't you worry about me. I will not be alone. I will be sliding into a hot tub with my good friends, Ben & Jerry.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Now that you mention it, my relationship with you is probably the best one I've ever had with a woman. Not that it's been much of a horse race.
Quote from Frasier
Roz: Can you believe I actually have to be seen in public in this thing?
Frasier: Well, Roz, it's only for a few hours. After that you can donate it to the Salvation Army and one day make some Irish drag queen very happy.