Quote from Frasier in Frasier Lite
Frasier: Wayne Shafter? Wayne: Yeah? Frasier: Frasier Crane. Wayne: Hey, F. Hockey! What have you been up to? Frasier: Oh, you know, not much. Harvard, Oxford, M.D., Ph. D., and then just recently, I... Wayne: Hey, remember that time I took your chess set and made you cry? Frasier: You did not make me cry. I chose to cry as a tactic to elicit sympathy and thereby regain my chess set. Wayne: I threw it in the dumpster behind the cafeteria, didn't I? Frasier: I don't know. It was never found. Wayne: No, I did.