Quote from Niles in No Sex Please, We're Skittish
Niles: Just a quick question: based on my qualifications, I'd assumed there'd be some interest. Any nibbles? Karen: According to our records, your sample was discarded. It was rated sub-standard. Niles: "Sub-standard"? Karen: Your sperm had very low motility. Niles: So they're... Karen: Slow movers. Niles: Really? But that was more than twenty years ago. There's a chance that my situation's improved since then, isn't there? Karen: Can you run faster now than you could twenty years ago?