Niles Quote #1968
Quote from Niles in No Sex Please, We're Skittish
Niles: Just a quick question: based on my qualifications, I'd assumed there'd be some interest. Any nibbles?
Karen: According to our records, your sample was discarded. It was rated sub-standard.
Niles: "Sub-standard"?
Karen: Your sperm had very low motility.
Niles: So they're...
Karen: Slow movers.
Niles: Really? But that was more than twenty years ago. There's a chance that my situation's improved since then, isn't there?
Karen: Can you run faster now than you could twenty years ago?
Frasier Quotes
‘No Sex Please, We're Skittish’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: I don't remember you having any complaints when we were in bed. I seem to recall hearing the term "stallion-like"!
Roz: I never said that.
Frasier: Well, one of us did.
Quote from Roz
Roz: It's about my new job. It's a nightmare.
Niles: Didn't you just start today?
Roz: Yes. My boss already hit on me, I'm supposed to work nights and weekends, and my assistant is an idiot and I can't fire her 'cause she's, like, three minorities rolled into one.
Quote from Niles
Roz: Niles, I need to talk to you. You're not with Frasier, are you?
Niles: Why does everybody treat us like we're joined at the hip? I do have coffee with other people other than my brother, you know.
Roz: Good. 'cause I'm avoiding him.
Niles: Oh, then talk fast. He's meeting me in five minutes.